School... And The Number 'Eleven'?

Hey Everybody!

Yup! Today, I'm going to be talking about school. I know this may sound very boring, but hey, it may be useful in the days ahead. Okay, so to the point. NEVER EVER SAY SCHOOL IS WORTHLESS OR IT WON'T HELP YOU.

1. School will so help you in life, if you don't learn it now, you'll learn it the hard(er) way when you're older.
2. If you say school is worthless, or boring, or undeniably hard, it's going to get harder. If you say something is hard even though it's easy (or if you say that you computer is a piece of junk). Then you are jinxing EVERYTHING.

If you say your computer is a piece of junk, it will make sure it acts up on you. You have to, HAVE TO, be nice to it. Say nice things, start sticking cute kawaii stickers on it or Legend of Zelda stuff. This may sound SUPER silly, but it works. I've heard my sisters say terrible things about their computers in its face. (It was so sad...) And then they think that the computer is just acting up again, when it's really just saying ,'That's what you get'. Trust me, you have to be kind with it or bad things will happen.
And school WILL help you in life. Math will, Science will, Literature is just amazing (if you want to be a game designer READ), Grammar, Usage and Mechanics helps you speak right and vocabulary lets you learn new words. But if you say that it's hard. It'll be just like your computer. It'll get harder if you don't learn to love it. I'm still trying to love doing school, but I can tell you this, it has been getting easier.

And now, you've all been seeing that the post title says 'And The Number 'Eleven'?'. I was looking at Pinterest (no, I don't have an account, -_-) and I found this funny image.

I thought that was hilarious. (And why in the world is he drinking with his feet?!) But literally, why ISN'T eleven called onety one? 20 has twenty in it. So it kind of makes sense... WHY WORLD WOULD YOU LET TWO WORDS LEAVE ME CLUELESS?! Now (and probably for a few months), I'm going to count 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, and 19 as onety one (11), onety two (12), onety three (13), onety four (14), onety five (15), onety six (16), onety seven (17), onety eight (18), onety nine (19), twenty (20)! XD

Hehe, people will have no idea what I'm talking about... :D Remember love doing school and be kind to your computer.

Thanks and please comment!

~Bianca